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    Default Tom Cruise is a cock-sucking Tcell killer.

    How in the world can this hack have the power he does after the bullshit he pulled with the jumping couch? "you're being glib" wtf does that mean?

    I think Trey and Matt should pull the show off of Comedy Central. Put it back on the internet where it got its start, charge an arm and a leg for banners, and make it a podcast. Let the viewers download each episode for 2 bucks and hopefully they'll be richer then Bill Gates.

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    Tom Cruise is just a prick. A self-righteous, elitist, no-talent, cult-loving prick.

    South Park, even though I can't say I have been loyal to watching every single episode...ROCKS!

    It isn't that I choose a rough-subject cartoon over religion, it's just that I'd choose a pile of dogshit over ANYTHING Tom Cruise has anything to do with.

    Personally....though I've never been curious of Scientology, he alone has done more to turn me AGAINST it than the space ships, the compound on the mountain, John Travolta, etc, etc....
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    No shit. Every time he opens his mouth about Scientology, I want to smack the capped teeth out of his mouth. At least Travolta keeps quiet about it.
    I'm a conservative Christian, and South Park has made mincemeat out of Baptists. And for the topics they have chosen, we deserve it. It has made me laugh at my religion too. Too bad Isaac Hayes doesn't have a backbone either.
    Makes me want to TIVO every show and make sure I buy from the sponsors.

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    Maybe I am being too hard on Isaac. Maybe they threatened to buy him a pair of purple Nikes and matching tracksuit.

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    its not Comedy Central's fault it got pulled, obviously it went above them. But i dont think Trey & Matt are that bummed. They got a ton of free publicity for the new season and everyones seen that episode. It got reaired a million times plus illegally downloaded. It would be stupid for Trey & Matt to pull off the show off comedy central entirely over this silly shit.

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    Scientology - wasn't that based off of L. Ron Hubbards book "Dianetics"? What do you expect when you base your religion off of a guy who wrote Science Fiction for a living? (and wasn't very good at it)

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    Default L Ron Hubbard is a fruity

    Dudes, go to the Main Scientology site. They have a pic of L Ron Hubbard on the main page-faggot's wearing an ascot!!!!
    What a bunch of douches. If my pastor wore an ascot while he was preaching, I'd beat him to death with the crucifix hanging over the baptistry.

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    Exclamation Tom Cruise sucks Goat Nuts

    Dude, after watching the South Park about Scientology I went on the web to see if they were really telling the truth...THEY WERE, RIGHT TO THE LETTER!! These people are crazy as fuck. Screw Tom Cruise (not literally, he might like that) and screw Scientology. :la: Who the hell can't see this as a scam? Just a bunch of Billionaire mindless celebs like Cruise and Holmes.



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    I hear Cruise eats babies too. Oh, and Tom Cruise doesn't suck cock...he makes love to it.
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    Tom Cruise has only one good movie to his credit, and that's Collateral.

    But in any case, I've lost all respect I had for this clown because of this stint. Trey and Matt rule.


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    I liked Days of Thunder, but I don't own the DVD, so I ban Tom Cruise movies in my house.

    PS Matt and Trey kick ASS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Area51AltRock
    I liked Days of Thunder, but I don't own the DVD, so I ban Tom Cruise movies in my house.

    PS Matt and Trey kick ASS!!
    I own Collateral because I'm a freak for Michael Mann.

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