2/6/10 Special Delivery Show Rundown: Blizzard; Wacky Weatherman; David Wins Again; Lost; Matt Kisses Jared; Gross-out Stories; Special Delivery Shuffle; Dr. Steve on Phone


First hour:


Dave rushes in at the last minute, late because of the big blizzard happening in the mid-Atlantic states today.


a video Dave made earlier in the afternoon showing the snow:




Dave tells Erock that he may have to stay at Erock's house tonight if the snow is too bad for him to get home.


Dave then details his harrowing ride to the show in which his life and car were in danger and he got stuck trying to make it up a small hill.


calling from Canada and says that Canada is laughing at them. Sam says that that America is laughing at the way the guy talks.


Dave talks more about his ride in to work which took 2.5 to 3 hours and he is sure that he fucked up his car.


Struff. He tells Dave that next time there is a blizzard, rather than Dave risk his life, Struff can go be Sam's co-host - like the last time there was a blizzard and Dave couldn't make it and Struff was in the studio. Sam asks Struff about his website and Struff babbles some nonsense about it which no one cares about.


After hanging up, Sam points out that Struff blew a chance to plug his site specialdeliveryfans.com.


asks Dave about parking his car in his garage but Dave says that his garage is used for air hockey.


says that Dave is retarded for putting hot water on a windshield but Dave says that was Sam's idea.


a weatherman freaking out over the big snow in the Baltimore area. Sam says that this is what Dave would be like as a weatherman:




says that if he heard a weather report start off like that he wouldn't have to listen to the rest.


the same weatherman talking about Boston weather as if he is in Boston.


former Ron & Fez intern Scotty Too Hotty who tells Dave that he bought him something from his Amazon wish-list.


that weatherman doing a Buffalo forecast as if he is in Buffalo. It starts the same was as the others.


that weatherman doing another NY state forecast the same as the others.


says that weatherman does weather for NYC radio station 1010 WINS.


Dave says in that case, he may have met that weatherman before because Dave used to work for the traffic service that 1010 WINS and many other radio stations use. Dave talks a little about how much of a scam traffic reports can be because they mostly come from the same source with people like Dave writing them.


says that that weather service is in Pennsylvania.


Erock says that he contacted that weather service to try to get him on the show and that there is a Facebook group about him.


says that weather guy also does weather in his town.


says that his job is to correct mistakes that people like Dave make and says that he met Sam's girl at that job. Dave asks him how fuckable Sam's girl is and he rates her as a 9.


Sam says that this is a big sports weekend because people are looking forward to wrestling Monday night. Dave reminds Sam that the Superbowl is happening this weekend.


Aaron Neville singing about the New Orleans Saints:




Sam talks about a family member's birthday party which is happening during the Superbowl. Dave says that Sam should have a Superbowl party at his apartment so Sam says how small his place is.


~break~


The rejoiner music is the Sleeves Special Delivery song.


Sam talks about all the interns they have tonight and what they're doing. Intern Matt Ryan doesn't have an important task to do tonight so Dave gives him the task of memorizing every offense player of the Colts and Saints by 10:50 tonight. Dave comments about Matt's overall looks and clothes.




Sam says that the prize for tonight's David Wins Again contest will be an outgoing voicemail greeting recorded by Sam & Dave. They play the game with several callers challenging Dave's movie knowledge in various categories.


some callers for David Wins Again. One of them makes it a few rounds and wins a DVD:





Second hour:


more callers play the game against Dave. Gbaby is added on the line as a judge. More callers win that DVD when they can get past a few rounds but ultimately David Wins Again...David Wins Again!


several callers who all say that David wins again.


They do a voicemail greeting for Connor who made it the furthest in David Wins Again.


Gbaby is still on the line so they have him talk a little bit about some of the movies he saw at Sundance last week.


Sam mentions seeing a movie today which was terrible:




~break~


They do an episode of Special Delivery Theater.


comments about Special Delivery Theater.


They talk about Lost which Dave loves so fucking much. Dave talks about getting into it after the first two seasons


says that he just got hooked on Lost a few months ago on DVD and watches several episodes a night now.


cokelogic. He tries to convince Sam that he should be watching Lost.


Erock says that you can actually get tense and aggravated at the TV while watching Lost.


Lost's Evangeline Lilly talking about auctioning off lunches with herself for a charity:




Sam wonders who would pay money for that and asks big Special Delivery fan Intern Jared how much he would pay to have lunch with Sam and Dave. He says that he would pay $500 and pay for lunch. Sam asks his girl how much she would pay - $42. Erock says that he wouldn't pay a dime because he pays for Sam's lunch several times a week.


a theory about Lost.


says that he would pay $50 for lunch with Sam and Dave.


Sam sees that it is 10:50 which means that it is time to check in with Matt Ryan to see if he has completed his task. If he has not done so correctly, he and Jared will have to kiss each other. Matt winds up missing someone so he and Jared are forced to kiss while Dave makes a video of it:

http://rfeastsidedave.posterous.com/kissing-pals

Gay jokes are made afterwards.


~break~


Third hour:


The rejoiner song is "I Kissed A Girl" and they talk more about the kiss.


Dave talks about wiping his ass today and shitting all over his hand when his finger touched his hole. To make matters worse he had left the bathroom door open so his wife witnessed it.


Dave announces that they have a $100 gift certificate to giveaway to his mother-in-law's store to a caller with a story almost as gross as his.


says that he saw his wife's leg snapped in half and he saw the bone sticking out and blood all over the snow.


caught his girl digging in her nose and wiping it all over the place.


Mongo The Trucker. He tells a story about literally fucking the shit out of his second wife.


says that his wife gave him a hand-job once and he came into his eye.


says that his wife shit so hard that it shot up out of the toilet into the air and rained on her.


says that his chick once reached into the toilet and threw her shit out a window because it didn't flush well.


Intern Jared when he was on the O&A show: Big Boy Made A Doody:




says she once pulled a few day old noodle out of her husband's throat.


says he once farted in the shower but shat all over the wall. It was 30 years ago and his wife still won't shower with him.


says that his girl's pussy smelled so bad for weeks and they found out she had a used tampon stuck in her.


tells a story about going camping and emptying out the septic tank and shit spraying all over the place like a garden hose.


Dave taps out at this point and says that he can't take any more of these calls. They narrow down the callers and decide that the shit throwing story is the winner of the prize.


~break~


The rejoiner music is "These Are The Dave's I Know" because there have been many callers named Dave tonight:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...videoid=338139


The interns are called into the studio because they had to come up with a version of the "Superbowl Shuffle" song:




Music plays and the interns rap their own lyrics one by one for the "Special Delivery Shuffle". Charlie does the best; Jared and Matt are the worst.


Lead Intern Jared is asked to rate some interns. He rated Matt at the bottom of the pack so Matt yells at Jared and they argue.


O&A intern Love Buzz. He says that Matt should be ranked second.


Intern Evan agrees with Jared about Matt.


says that former O&A intern David should be there.


The interns are dismissed and they continue to fight out in the hall.


does his own line for the Special Delivery Shuffle.


Dr. Steve. He wonders how many interns they have and says that he last time he was in the building, security removed some of the people he had with him on his show. Sam asks the doctor about complaining that Sirius management doesn't want him to play an intro with Ron Bennington singing about Weird Medicine. He plugs his show which is starting in a few minutes.


Dave makes a couple of Superbowl predictions and the show ends.